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Women Can’t Cook… Even if There Freedom Depends On It

When Indiana State Excise Police approached the Double Apple Lounge at 4004 W. 96th St. Saturday night, they spotted several people who looked way too young to be going into a bar.

“State Excise Police then found 16 people under the age of 21,” said Cpl. Travis Thickstun. “A …

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Couples House Is A Drive Thru…. Literally

A Pennsylvania couple has found themselves in an all-too-familiar situation this week when a car crashed into their home for the fourth time, the third time in the past six months.

Sonya and Wade Schenewolf, of Easton, Penn., were getting ready for their day on Tuesday morning when …

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Finger Sandwiches Now Being Served At Arby’s

A Michigan teen finishing off an Arby’s roast beef sandwich chomped down on something tough that tasted like rubber, so he spit it out.

Turns out it tasted like finger. The fleshy, severed pad of an unfortunate employee’s finger, apparently.

Ryan Hart, 14, told the Jackson Citizen Patriot on Wednesday …

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Shave And A Haircut, 10 Years

A bank robbery spree ended in a barber’s chair on Wednesday in Apopka, police say, when a detective patrolling after a heist spotted the suspect getting a cut and dye.

Investigators say 48-year-old Slade Garrett Erikson was already wanted for multiple bank robberies in Central Florida and Tennessee when …

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Mouth To Butt Resuscitation

Earlier this week a zookeeper at Wuhan Zoo in China named Zhang Bangsheng helped save a monkey’s life in a unique way.

The day after letting the monkey explore the exhibit for the first time Zhang noticed the monkey had “indigestion and difficulty defecating” because the monkey had eaten …

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A Mother’s Day Gift To Die For

An inadequate Mother’s Day gift was apparently the last straw for a woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend to death early Monday morning in Beaumont, Texas.

Family members say 20-year-old Paige Parkerson stabbed 22-year-old Clifton Barkin to death after he gave her a card and flowers.

Police say the couple …

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Last Dance Lap Dance

Robert Gene White, a 67-year-old man, received several lap dances at a Texas strip club Friday night, and when it came time to pay, workers found him unresponsive, KVIA reported.

A manager of the Red Parrot in El Paso says employees tried to perform CPR on him, but were …

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I’ve Had It With These M F’n Snakes In WaL-Mart

LEWISTON, Idaho (AP) — A man says he reached down to pick up a stick lying in the gardening aisle of a Wal-Mart in eastern Washington state, only to discover that it was a rattlesnake that then bit his hand.

Mica Craig says he was shopping in the outdoor …

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Facebook Makes You Stupid

Just when I thought criminals with Facebook accounts can’t possibly be more stupid, another imbecile comes along and proves me wrong by robbing an internet cafe at gunpoint—after using one of the computers to log into Facebook and leaving his account open.

It happened in the neighborhood of Calima, …

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Hey Shoot Me In The Leg!

STOCKHOLM, N.Y. — Authorities say a northern New York man had his friend shoot him in the leg with a rifle because he wanted to know what it feels like to be shot.

State police in St. Lawrence County say the shooting occurred around 5 p.m. Sunday in the …

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