MIDDLETOWN — A fire alarm was set off at Middletown High School by Axe Body Spray, a fire official said Thursday afternoon.
The fire department responded to a call of a fire alarm by the gymnasium a little after 3 p.m. The call was cleared shortly thereafter, when crews …

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The new mayor of a mountain town in northern Italy has been voted in almost completely by accident.

Fabio Borsatti, 50, stood in Cimolais as a last-minute favour to the only candidate, worried not enough people would vote if he stood unopposed.

But, despite even Mr Borsatti’s own family …

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We’d like to give tentative congratulations to 29-year-old Alex Boulet of Staten Island, New York.  Because while we can’t GUARANTEE this is a record . . . he just MIGHT have managed to cram more drugs in his rectum than anyone else EVER.

Back on the 4th, a Vermont …

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A former deputy to Galveston County Constable Pam Matranga has sued her, claiming she sexually harassed him by, among other things, pulling his head under her shirt and into her cleavage.

Forced motorboating!! Other allegations involve farts and some of the worst euphemisms for female genitalia we’ve heard.

Matranga says …

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Fort Wayne Police have arrested two individuals they say strapped their kids on the hood of the car with a tow strap before leaving a liquor store.

Aaron Stefanski, 29, of Fort Wayne, is the father of three of the four children, and also the driver of the car. …

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Police said a University of Iowa student tried to use a stolen ID to enter the Union on Saturday morning.

The only problem with Steven J. Fiorella’s plan was that ID was stolen from the bouncer who was working the door that night. Fiorella, 19 of Chicago, presented the …

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OKLAHOMA CITY -Police in Oklahoma City say they arrested a 72-year-old man after he allegedly called 911 operators to talk about sex.

In a report, police accuse Clyde Dorain Hobbs of calling 911 at least 17 times on Saturday, reports CBS affiliate KWTV. The report says Hobbs made sexual comments …

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Chicago police are searching for a robber who walked into a bank on Michigan Avenue, claimed to have a bomb, then left without taking the bag of cash he demanded, police said.

The heist happened around 9:45 a.m. at the Citibank branch, 539 N. Michigan Ave., police said. A …

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Two 21-year-old Dauphin County men are accused in a fightthis weekend in Upper Paxton Township that included the use of knives and a decorative flamingo, state police said.
Rusty Browell II of Millersburg was charged with simple assault and criminal mischief and Phillip Kreisher of Harrisburg was charged with …

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South Korea has seized thousands of smuggled drug capsules filled with powdered flesh from dead babies, which some people believe can cure disease.

The capsules were made in northeastern China from babies whose bodies were chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder, the …

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