In 2001, Timvestite was convinced that a move to Orlando and working for “the mouse” was the right decision. After a couple of months it was soon realized that being a part of a cult was not the right career path. Timvestite became dazed and confused… lost without any direction.

After wondering the streets in cutoff jeans and a handkerchief tied to a stick, things turned around for the uber-talented Timvestite.  One gloomy morning the sun began to rise after a chance meeting with a man and his pussy. Timvestite invited this strange man in a snake skin jacket and his cat (Korndogg and Robert) aboard a passing train. Unbeknownst to them this train was heading to Planet Awesum!

Upon arrival they were greeted by a jubilant gentleman in what appeared to be a woman’s pant suit with glimmering glitter on the back. Capn Awesum as he was named, shared with us his disappointment in recently being forced to shave off his adored mustache. Bitter with his planets ruler he jumped aboard the train with us. As the train took off we felt the rumble and grumble of the tracks. We all knew something was wrong and strange …. so we braced ourselves … for “The Train Wreck”