Thursday – 05/17/12

Tonight on The Train Wreck Tim Vestite and Spank opened the show all smiles knowing they were only a day removed from the weekend. They also took a brief moment to mourn the passing of Disco Queen, Donna Summers! Moving on…. Spank delivered The Weird News as only he can. . . .

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After The Weird News the guys took a call from loyal passenger Kevin, who dropped a bombshell of conspiracy with the news coming out that President Obama is not an American citizen….. Tim isn’t buying it but let him have his say and did a little on line research and was going to leave it at that but the we received a call from Alex Jones, host of the mid day show here on the BIG 810 am, who wanted to chime in and argue some of the points passenger Kevin had made. It really is good to know we actually have some smart listeners!

Hour 2 kicked off with Tim talking about the 5 signs that might let you know you suck in the sack…… but not in a good way! The list was very basic and predictably and although he agreed with most there were a few on the list he felt shouldn’t be. This also gave Tim a chance to talk about his penis as well…… and as we all know he loves that thing but only when its hard! Up next the guys talked about the new survey that states “Gaydar” really does exist! However, Tim thinks his is broken but seems to work fine when it comes to The Electrocutuiner!  We wrapped up the hour with the breaking news that white people are now officially the minority….. However, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing as the guys pointed out….. Just think of all the benefits we can now receive!!!! Check out the podcast if you want to hear all the benefits for your self ….. as repeating some of the things said may make me a bad person!

The Final hour of tonight’s show got under way with the guys talking about the so called breaking news from The Orlando Sentinel ….. The George Zimmerman / Treyvon Martin situation could have all been avoided if Zimmerman would have just stayed in the car……. Well No Shit!!!!!! Who the hell prints this garbage….. Orlando’s finest, that’s who. We also got an after game report from loyal Passenger Kick Ball Tom, who called in to give us the post game wrap up of The Train Wreck Kickball Team. Apparently, tonight’s game didn’t go so well and the team got the season started with a loss tonight….. Hopefully now that that’s out of the way it will be all victories from this point on! Moving on Tim shared a list of all the movies hitting theaters this weekends. The list was long but only a few of them stood out and seemed like they might be worth checking out. Finally the guys wrapped up the night talking about all the things coming up in the next few days and a whole lot of nothing……. Thanks for listening!

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