Record Rectum Stuffer
We’d like to give tentative congratulations to 29-year-old Alex Boulet of Staten Island, New York. Because while we can’t GUARANTEE this is a record . . . he just MIGHT have managed to cram more drugs in his rectum than anyone else EVER.
Back on the 4th, a Vermont state trooper saw Alex swerving in his Chevy Malibu and pulled him over. During a pat down, the trooper, quote, “felt a hard object . . . that was separate from his genitals.” Investigators got a warrant for an X-ray. The X-ray showed foreign objects in his rectum, so Alex was given a laxative and some coffee. And out came a plastic bag containing 84 individually-wrapped crack rocks. That’s a TON of drugs in his rectum. But it didn’t stop there.
Another X-ray showed there was still more inside Alex. So, with the help of more laxatives and coffee, five hours after passing the crack rocks he passed two plastic bags with 218 Oxycodone pills. And he STILL WASN’T DONE.
A THIRD X-ray showed MORE drugs. So, yep, he took more laxatives and drank more coffee . . . and out came the final bag, containing 11.5 grams of marijuana.
He was charged with possession of all three drugs and is currently in jail.